Thursday, November 16, 2006

beauty and the (massive, klunkety-klunk) beast

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fatty and Skinny went to the Zoo
Fatty got lost in the Elephants poo
Skinny went home to tell his mum
But all he got was a smack on the bum


Fatty and skinny went to bed
Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead


Skinny said to Fatty,
"You're really such a slob,
you're stomach's such a floppy one,
it must obscure your nob.
Surely that's a problem,
when you're on the job?"
Said Fatty, "I'm a girlie"
and smacked him in the gob

00:55  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um... yeah I miss you klunk....NOT!

20:25  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey honky konky
are you built like a donky?

23:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

12:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

12:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

12:26  

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